Uh… AP?
Please explain:

Why is there a picture of Bill Clinton from November 5th on there? The article is about… Harry Reid… and… health care. Feel free to check the article, it’s not like it’s ultimately about Clinton somehow.
I just don’t understand what in the world is going on at that place. What does that picture have to do with anything? Do they even care? How lazy can they be?
Edit: It could also be Yahoo’s fault. Even so, I remain confused.
Update: Ha! They changed the picture to Harry Reid. Well, at least it only took a couple of hours. I mean, it’s asking a lot for them to get it right before they put it up.
Eric Holder, Secret Muslim.
Dang, we’ve been getting tons of hits from people who are scouring the internets trying to find out if Attorney General Eric Holder, who is busy talking to Congress about his decision to try KSM and other 9/11 suspects in federal court, is somehow a Muslim, and maybe that’s why he’s doing this. The reason they’re coming here, aside from the Agenda being the go-to source for all things, especially Muslim-y things, is because of this post. Hey, whatever drives traffic, right?
Here’s the thing, peeps: He’s not doing this because he’s a secret terrorist, he’s trying these guys in a court of law because he’s the Attorney General of the United States, and not a goddamned pansy who’s afraid of the American justice system. See, he actually believes that we’re a nation of laws, not a nation of men, and he doesn’t wet the bed with fear that KSM is actually Galactus, Devourer of Worlds.
Seriously, that sound you hear isn’t black helicopters outside your house, it’s the wind blowing through that gaping hole in your skull where your brain ought to be. While it may be true that just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not after you, sometimes it’s also true that you’re just fucking paranoid. Settle the hell down.
THIS.

Know what that is? That’s a carne mechada patacón, from Venezuela. It might look like a burger, but look more closely and you’ll see that the “bun” is really flattened plantains, which surround shredded beef, condiments (including SPECIAL SAUCE), and fried cheese.
EXCEPT, it’s not IN Venezuela, it’s in NEW YORK CITY. That’s right, this is from Patacon Pisao, in Queens. QUEENS! Why have you Queens residents not told me about this???? Why have you not mailed 50 of these to me already?!? You know who you are. I am disappointed.
Must eat. MUST. I have it on good authority that Ponce De Leon was not, in fact, looking for the Fountain of Youth. That was a translation error. He was actually looking for the Plantain of Truth, and he obviously would have found it in Venezuela, or in QUEENS. Please, someone eat this and tell me all about it.
(h/t amy dee)
It’s all in the game.
Yeah, maybe we’ve been posting too many videos and pictures here lately, but how in the world do I pass this one up?



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