Terrace Agenda

With less than a month left until the 4th, there is still a small chance that McCain will pull his head out of Palin’s ass long enough to win this election.  Bush managed to win twice, and the way McCain’s campaign has been courting the scatological lately, we won’t be surprised if he tries even more nefarious tactics.  The perennial favorite of disenfranchised Republicans is the classic Voter Intimidation-omatic, and we’re already hearing and reading stories about that.

There’s no reason to panic, however.  No matter the winner of the presidency, we’ll still be Americans–spunky, hard-working, not-terrorists, Joe Six-Packs packing away the pork rinds during the Super Bowl.  And taxes.  We can deal.  Of course we would like to see Obama end up with the rubble that Bush has left, but McCain we can handle–it’ll just take a tetch more creativity.

To that end, we have compiled a handy starter kit for all of your pissed-off-at-McCain’s-government needs.  Should the need arise to use any of these brilliant suggestions, a small disclaimer:  it may already be too late.  But hey!  No point in crying over stolen elections.  As we learned from that one time we cut school to drive down to Dallas:  preparedness is not only fun, it can help you avoid calling your parents to ask for bus fare (thanks again, by the way).  (more…)