How you got here, March 2009
We could not exist, Dear Reader, without you. This is, of course, a complete lie, as we could easily continue to post the trenchant analysis we supply regardless of the number of eyes that see it. But we would be bored. So we thank you for joining us.
But you must have gotten here somehow. We trust you haven’t told anyone about the Agenda, as too many people would clog up the internets and you, Reader, might then lose your place in line. We can further trust, then, that no one told you about the Agenda either, for fear that the same might happen to them.
Which means you could only have gotten here through the magic of search terms. And so: we present you with the vast array of search terms which led you, YES, YOU, here to the Agenda. Thank you, and good night:
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It would appear that the most popular topics (non-sexy x-men category) in March were Citibank and Slumdog Millionaire, neither of which can be too surprising. There’s no real clear-cut winner for the search term of the month, although I do like “kissing rounded tummies of woman” (and the search term is pretty good too! Hey-ohhhhh!). “Got ass?” is mildly funny, though it’s also cheap, so it can’t win. No, I think the upset victory will actually go to “x men sexy ????” because, really, that’s a very serious question, and, even more than that, it makes me wonder why in the world it seemed so important to use that many question marks when inquiring about sexy x-men (four of them? Really?).
I mean, there’s hardly a question about it– it’s already been well-established that if you’re looking for sexy x-men, the Agenda is the place to be (though only if you know exactly where to look).


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