Two nights ago, the following post appeared on the Boston Police Department’s Twitter feed:
INJURED OFFICER: Officer from district 4 transported to Beth Israel Hospital, human bite to arm, suspect in custody.
Alert Twitterer willcady quickly asked the BPD what is OBVIOUSLY on everyone’s mind:
@Boston_Police: if that was a zombie bite, would you tell us?
The Boston Police, to everyone’s relief, replied:
@willcady: Yes, absolutely
(Via The Consumerist)
No word yet from the BPD on whether or not it did turn out to be a zombie bite, so we’ll assume the best.
Be ever vigilant!



OR—
It was a zombie bite and there is no one left alive to alert us…
Look for the #livebrains thread to explode on twitter:
@willcady Please report to the BPD for “questioning”
I assumed since they were still updating their Twitter feed that it was all clear. Perhaps a poor assumption on my part.
Maybe police were responding to a call at this party:
http://rachell.tumblr.com/post/109882232/what-is-this-club-zombie
That’s messed up. There’s an almost Nathan in the background. I hope it’s not a zombie party.