From the beginning of this video, you have about thirty seconds to feel sorry for Les Kinsolving–that is, if you haven’t heard of him before, in which case, you’re probably already waiting for the punchline. Kinsolving, who writes (ostensibly) for the so-called news organization WorldNetDaily, is obviously not one to be trifled with. Neither is WND. You can tell that they’re dedicated to hard journalism because their website hasn’t had a redesign since 1996–they’re that hard. And so is Les (Nessman) Kinsolving. This is a guy who won’t take reality as a premise just because it’s called reality; that’d be selling out. Les is a guy who digs deeper than reality: he digs into sub-reality.
(Actual paraphrased question-answer session between Les and Robert Gibbs)
Les: Show me the birth certificate.
Gibbs: Yeah, alright. Here it is.
Les: No, the real one.
Gibbs: Uh-huh. This is it.
Les: No, the one that says where he was born.
Gibbs: Yup. Hawaii. This is the one.
Les: Pretty sure it isn’t.
Gibbs: Pretty sure you’re tossed.
Seriously, Les–that birth certificate schtick is soooo 2008. You remember 2008, right? The fundamentals of the economy were strong, we had won the war, we were respected internationally? Hold on…that was 1998. But you get my point.
Of course, you don’t get the point, so I’ll go ahead and say it: The question of Obama’s birth certificate is one with no answers, at least, none that you are going to accept. If the prez were to hold up his original birth certificate and wave it around, I’m pretty sure even then you wouldn’t find that credible enough. If you licked it, the taste, evoking memories of jukeboxes and student riots and disgusting free love, wouldn’t subvert the phantasmagoric visions that careen around that cavernous cranium catering to credulous conspiracies. Ha! Alliteration!
The obvious truth is that you just can’t stand Barack Hussein Obama–which is fine. But there are plenty of valid reasons to disagree with and hold to the fire the man who is president. We’d give you a few examples, but you’d never believe them.
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Your facts and your fancy hyperlinks mean NOTHING to me. I still don’t believe you.
Of course you noticed Zack, but maybe it would be helpful for your readers if you pointed out the X-men porn in the watermark of the so-called “Cerification of Live Birth”- it’s pretty hot- very nice!