Terrace Agenda

You Know It When You See It

Posted in Crises, Entertainment, Media, Politics, Scandal by Zack! on July 1, 2009

Tell me this isn’t the hottest shit you’ve seen since the Tarantula Nebula supernova in 1987 (yes, 1987).

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Oh, drool, oh pant.

Oh gag.  Is that even legal to do with a flag?  Pose all nasty like while it lays there crumpled over a chair?  Is the flag a stand-in for a certain 2008 presidential candidate?  Is this her version of the Iwo Jima flag raising?

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This makes me uncomfortable on sooooo many levels.  I can’t take my eyes off of the sconce in the background.  Why is that carpet so clean and shimmery?  Are those shoes or boots behind her on the window ledge?  What are we to make of that slightly crooked U.S. Army hanging thing?  Why is only one of the outlets childproofed?  Why is it childproofed at all when this kind of thing is happening in the room?

God help me, I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep tonight.  And for all the wrong reasons.

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  1. Uncle Joe said, on July 1, 2009 at 11:02 pm

    I could totally make out with the woman in this picture.

    • Mumbo said, on July 3, 2009 at 6:18 pm

      I could totally turn her into a Democrat.

      • Zack! said, on July 4, 2009 at 10:23 pm

        I could totally turn her back.

        • Zack! said, on July 4, 2009 at 10:24 pm

          That didn’t sound as great as it did in my head.

  2. Ben said, on July 2, 2009 at 12:05 am

    If you look closely you can see Putin rearing his head in the background. But, seriously, wtf is she doing with that flag? Toweling off after running? I can only assume the right-wing will express their usual outrage whenever somebody doesn’t wear a flag pin or put their hand over their hearts during the anthem.

    Actually, I’m almost positive this is an image for the upcoming bar game “Erotic Photo Hunt: Politics!” You know how it goes, in the other image the flag is missing a stripe and her right breast is exposed and her legs aren’t quite as greased up. I think it’s going to be pretty popular.

    Also, check out the photo gallery this comes from. Ow! Stretch it out, Sarah! I can’t figure out why people don’t take her seriously.
    http://www.runnersworld.com/photo/sarahpalin/home.html

  3. chad said, on July 2, 2009 at 6:25 am

    Slide 6 is awful. Did someone get paid for that?


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