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I’m not even joking. I wouldn’t. And another thing I won’t do is qualify this statement with a “…on the internet,” or anything like that. As an expert (expert!) I am qualified to tell you that this piece is pure as the driven snow (is that the saying? Dammit.) Furthermore, you should read it so we can talk about it. Zack! out.


Reads like a Lee Child novel. Dismal content; have you called the TV station yet?
She’ll be fine… but Joe’s kids won’t.
Maybe I should drive over there and provide counseling for Joe’s kids…
Nah, Joe sounds like a dick. I’m sure his kids are fine. That stuff builds character.
Having a dick for a dad builds character?
Zack, thanks for the kind words and the link. And btw, the reporter is a bigger jerk than “Joe.” Wouldn’t be surprised in fact if he’d coached Joe for the camera.