The Glory of Nutmeg
Just got this message from longtime friend of the Agenda, Nutmeg, who spends his days hobnobbing with famous arty types in New York City:
I just walked into a bathroom to pee and Paul Simon was standing there. I said hello and immediately got pee fright.
Yep. Sounds about right.


PAUL SIMON!!! Gabe, you are my hero. I don’t fault you at all for the pee fright. Of course, I probably would have just shat myself if it were Wayne Cohen. How embarassing would that be?
Quit hobnobbing and get me some coffee, Nutmeg.
Quit getting Chadwick’s coffee and hob my nob.
And by the by, Willem Dafoe had a stage manager kick me out of the green room the other day – I hadn’t even poured my coffee yet. I’m stuck with pee fright from coffee I didn’t even get! F!
Dude, that’s hard. You got kicked out of heaven by Jesus. F!
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Happy 115! I love that the time stamp on my comments is in CST, not PST so I don’t have to stay up entirely too late to have the best timing ever. Booyah. Beat that Gabe.
Damn. I miscalculated. You win again Gabe.
I do what I can. 115.