Eric Holder, Secret Muslim.

Dang, we’ve been getting tons of hits from people who are scouring the internets trying to find out if Attorney General Eric Holder, who is busy talking to Congress about his decision to try KSM and other 9/11 suspects in federal court, is somehow a Muslim, and maybe that’s why he’s doing this. The reason they’re coming here, aside from the Agenda being the go-to source for all things, especially Muslim-y things, is because of this post. Hey, whatever drives traffic, right?

Here’s the thing, peeps: He’s not doing this because he’s a secret terrorist, he’s trying these guys in a court of law because he’s the Attorney General of the United States, and not a goddamned pansy who’s afraid of the American justice system. See, he actually believes that we’re a nation of laws, not a nation of men, and he doesn’t wet the bed with fear that KSM is actually Galactus, Devourer of Worlds.

Seriously, that sound you hear isn’t black helicopters outside your house, it’s the wind blowing through that gaping hole in your skull where your brain ought to be. While it may be true that just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not after you, sometimes it’s also true that you’re just fucking paranoid. Settle the hell down.