Monthly Archives: December 2009

Wherein I Make No Progress on Health Care Reform

I’ve just spent the last couple of days trying to wrap my head around the health care issue.  I should say that I started with pretty strong opinions about the whole matter (single payer, eradication of the medical insurance industry, … Continue reading

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Blegh.

This from Gov. Haley Barbour: “I’ve been looking for Jim Jones and where’s the Kool-Aid. This is awful, awful policy for our country — and the people know it. The public already understands this. And the longer the debate goes … Continue reading

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The Orifices of the Nose?

Watch this, it’s a couple years old, but it’s got lines that you’ll be repeating for many days to come:

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I Haz a Awsum Idea

(h/t Elephant Butte from the comments on this Sadly, No piece) from KITV: PIERRE, S.D. (AP) – A former South Dakota lawmaker serving a prison sentence for raping two foster daughters has sent a copyright notice to news organizations that … Continue reading

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Chilly Gaps and Gaping Holes

Not everything is all serious and politicky– Now, if only I could remember what color options were available? (h/t @jesseover for the link to Gizmodo)

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A Plea for the Poor

This probably isn’t anything you haven’t seen before, but still– Normally, I can’t watch enough of video like that–it’s got everything, really: douchebags mispronouncing “Leninism,” cute girls farting out of their mouths, guys in Carharts playing the role of “guy … Continue reading

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More Ways to Waste Your Time

That’s right, kiddos. We’ve added two new features to the Agenda: the not-even-quasi-informative “About” page, and (we’re actually excited about this) the “Contact Us” page. They’re just right over there in the other column–cain’t miss ‘em. Try it out–find out … Continue reading

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The Dough of the System: Experimental Theatre in Two Acts

Characters: Fletch Zack! H.L. Mencken Polonius You, the Audience Act One The stage is empty save for two bar stools, a tambourine, a hula hoop, and an Easy-Bake Oven.  The hula hoop is resting against one of the stools; the … Continue reading

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Arms Race II: More Arms, More Race (in two acts)

Two weeks later: Act One: Fletch sits alone on his couch, watching keyboard cat videos and relaxing on a cloudy Saturday afternoon. Fletch: Funny, I haven’t heard from Zack! for a while. I don’t think. Maybe he stopped watching the … Continue reading

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Arms Race, in Three Acts

Characters: Fletch Zack! Basil Act One Zack is sitting in front of his computer.  On a whim, he minimizes the solitaire window and brings up his web browser (Mozilla, por supuesto).  There is a rifle hanging above the fireplace. Zack!:  … Continue reading

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