Author Archives: Mentioner

Dispatches From the Void

Posted on March 1, 2013

The singularity may be coming, but it’s going to look a lot messier than Kurzweil imagined, one thinks.  The clean-up on millions of rat brains hooked up to the internet is not something to be undertaken without some serious Purell.   … Continue reading →

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In the Coming Weeks

Posted on January 12, 2013

Admittedly, we’ve been pretty spotty on the whole posting thing of late.  Here’s my plan for the near future: I’m going to do a series of blog “reviews”, which is just a shorthand for saying that I’m going to open … Continue reading →

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Tell Me Again About Your Right to Bear Arms

Posted on December 14, 2012

And this time, say it like you mean it. I have absolutely no desire to be reasonable about my reaction to this shit.  I don’t want to hear about “responsible gun owners” or “law-abiding citizens” or “guns don’t kill people.” … Continue reading →

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Because It’s the So-Called Season. Or Whatever.

Posted on December 10, 2012

Completely inspired by a sort-of project at another site I regularly troll, so here you go.  You guys (I don’t care which seven of you) send me your address, and I’ll send you something in the mail.  Who knows what … Continue reading →

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There’s That

Posted on November 28, 2012

Apparently, both of my blog accounts got hijacked last week, and I had been “posting” about money-making surveys.  Awesome.  Or half-awesome.  Because who the fuck clicks on that stuff?  My grandparents are dead, so I know it’s not them. Wouldn’t … Continue reading →

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I Also Hate Christmas and Puppy Dogs

Posted on November 11, 2012

Big surprise.  But, once again, it’s Veteran’s Day here in Amercia, and once again, my Facebook feed is filled with platitudes and more jingo than you can fit into a standard-issue rucksack.  My first instinct is always to go full-asshole … Continue reading →

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I Feel Better Now

Posted on November 7, 2012

More later, but jeepers. Yay, socialism!

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This Is So Dumb

Posted on November 6, 2012

I’m  inexplicably fucked up over waiting for these gorram results.  Ultimately, I get that the thing will play how it plays.  But goddammit, if this fucking asshole Romney gets the nod…words fail.   Tell me to chill the fuck out. … Continue reading →

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Nature is a Great Unknowable Mystery…

Posted on November 2, 2012

…and scary as hell.  So I hide my head, thinking pleasant thoughts (fluffy Jesus unicorns, saintly Beanie Baby talismans) and holding my breath as much as possible so as to avoid the cloud-seeding-mind-control-toxins raining down on me from above.  Also, … Continue reading →

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But What Does It All MEEEEEAAAAN?!?!?1?

Posted on October 26, 2012

A Facebook status from one of my more “mystical” friends led me to this page.  Backstory: This morning, as we’re leaving the house, Miko walks out of the door and, with a yelp, promptly U-turns, omigawd-ing back up the stairs. … Continue reading →

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